#30 Blair Makes adore to a Magazine
With Serena and Nate "taking it wearisome" in the fridge and Chuck busy with unusual found Mother Chucker, B has fewer engagements marked on her calendar.
#29 Dorota Hires 30 Prostitutes
Upper East Siders have a different near to solving problems. You do not have friends to go to your mother's fashion demonstrate? Hire prostitutes. unbiased be careful, because one of them might know a distinct retailer that your mom is trying to note.
#28 Jenny Saves Damien's Overseas Drug-Peddling Ass
Not too long after hiring Jenny, Damien ditches her because Serena is irresistible like that. puny J is not her vengeful self because she saves the day by getting the pill-laden coat to their client.
#27 OMGBSE!
That is "Oh my god, best sleepover ever" for you non-Gossip Girl lingo speakers. Do not giggle: it's not as petty and superficial as you consider. No one knows or cares about Blair at NYU, so she decides to return to the familiar territory of Constance, minions and sleepovers. OK, elegant, it is a shrimp ridiculous.
#26 Dorota's Wedding
Plot-wise, the wedding was a ploy to compose Blair realize how shortchanged and miserable Chuck can fabricate her feel at times. But on its maintain, Dorota's wedding to sweet, sensitive Vanya was awesome and came complete with all the Russian traditions, including a pre-wedding roast.
#25 Lady Gaga
Roma-Ro-Ma-Ma! Gaga-Ooh-La-La! The song Lady Gaga performed on Gossip Girl was "dreadful Romance" - awfully well-behaved, don't you believe?
#24 Ursula's Scenes gain Cut
Tyra Banks can not really act to establish her life, but it was serene salubrious for a few laughs when she appeared on Gossip Girl as a crazy, melodramatic, attention-deprived prima donna. Wait, she played herself? "Everybody wants to peep me fail!"
#23 No Headbands in College
College is turning out to be a trot for B. No one is up for free sushi and sake, Vanessa and her documentaries are common and Georgina is encourage. odd, but it was Dan who tried helping her fit in by bringing her to the rooftop party. Blair-Dan moments are so out of the blue they are always nice.
#22 Jenny Stays a Virgin
Little J remains uncharted territory after she refuses to give up her ample V to douchebag D, who fleet dumps her afterward. What, turning her into a drug mule is not enough, Damien?
#21 Blair and Vanessa Eat Croissants
At the raze of a long day/episode, Blair and Vanessa win it pleasurable to talk about their mistakes over croissants. They schemed against each other for a measly speech, and seek where it got them: V's hippie mom is disappointed and Chuck is indignant at Blair's betrayal (broadcast via a clandestine microphone) .
#20 Jesus-Jesus Freaks slay the Party
Georgina gets owned at her acquire party when Blair invites her mature Bible-thumping friends over to bellow, dance and pass out pamphlets about Jesus.
#19 Surprise, Lily's in William's Room
Gasp! When Serena flies to Florida to visit splendid frail dad, it is Lily who answers his hotel room door.
#18 William is Not Trustworthy
It fair goes to present you can not trust a Baldwin. As it turns out, William is not the Doctor Without Borders type of man he has been pretending to be.
#17 Jenny Gets Drugged
Admit it: you giggled a bit when Jenny got drugged and dragged to a sleazy bar. If Agnes were a guy, she would have raped tiny J herself and the whole thing would not have been as hilarious.
#16 Special Delivery from Maureen
We know she is a bitch, but we did not know Maureen "Tripp-and-I-would-grow-old-together" Vanderbilt would stoop that outrageous. She is a tiny less fond of Serena for trying to pick her congressman, so she hand-delivers the incriminating letter to Rufus, who, after finding out that his wife was in her ex's hotel room, pays Holland a visit. Let's unbiased say that Rufus was hitting two birds with one stone.
#15 Chuck's spurious Date with Jenny
In an peril to shake Blair encourage to NYU reality, Chuck takes Jenny to a premiere and gets a paparazzo to choose a photo of the two of them. It is a exiguous douche-y, but he tries to clarify it later by proclaiming: "Remember, I am Chuck Bass... and I adore you."
#14 Jenny is a Traitor
Beware of tiny J. She will not give the phone to your boyfriend even if he is there! No, seriously, Jenny has had the hots for Nate for a few episodes now, and she takes it to the next level when she singlehandedly tries to shatter off Serenate by dangling Nate's shirt on her bag and not relaying a crucial message when Serena flies off to Palm Springs.
#13 Nate Confesses His Feelings for Serena
OK, that was not horrid piece. Forced to determine between married, scheming Tripp and single, nice Nate, guess who Serena chose? If you guessed Nate, you do not know Serena. But objective the same: you are on your contain, S.
#12 Jenny Dumps Yogurt on Eric
Beware of Jenny, you all. Do not dare sit above her and her posse on the Met steps. If she could do this to one of her best friends (few of them as there are), imagine what she would do to you.
#11 Chuck and Blair's Role-playing Game
You know Chuck and Blair are a special couple when you contemplate the kind of games they play. They assume a ravishing girl, Chuck lures her, and unprejudiced when said girl goes in for the destroy, Blair shows up and gives her a serious tongue-lashing ("catch your American girl hair and your poreless skin and earn out!") . Hey, whatever works good?
#10 Jack Returns
Evil Uncle Jack is encourage and so are the harassment lawsuits against Chuck, not to mention the too well-informed phalanx of photographers and press people.
#9 William Leaves, Serena's Sad
S had dreams of reuniting with her dad, her mom getting well and the customary VDW family finally getting together again. Unfortunately, those dreams were dashed when her dad turned out to be an ethically-challenged doctor.
#8 Serena Gets into an Accident
See why Serena finds it hard to accomplish the accurate decisions? When she finally does perform one (like leave Tripp), she gets into an accident! But really, what were those pesky wolves doing on the road?
#7 Blair Dumps Jack
For all the things both of them have suffered through for each other, you have to design the line somewhere, moral? When your boyfriend offers to trade you to his scheming uncle for his hotel, that is probably a impress.
#6 Le Threesome
Dan tries to play it frigid with the whole awkward threesome understanding, but when Olivia starts making out with him and Vanessa, abominable Dan can not fill his jaw up.
#5 Chuck Kisses a Guy
It is one hyped-up kiss that turns out to be a expeditiously peck on the lips. To blackmail the NYU guy (and consequently gather the speech), Blair dangles Chuck and wait for Josh Ellis to check Number 27 on the Tribeca Scavenger Hunt. But what is more surprising is that it is not the first time Chuck has kissed a dude.
#4 Dan Kisses Georgina
In total WTF fashion, Dan wakes up the next day after the disastrous rooftop cum conversion party with Georgina asleep in his lap. Oh, Dan. You are supposed to be the incandescent one in the bunch, aren't you?
#3 Blair tells Chuck that She objective Wants to be overjoyed.
After witnessing the simplicity of Vanya and Dorota's like, Blair realizes she does not like the person she becomes when she is with Chuck. "This is the slay, Chuck," she says, before running off. As strong as the fandom is for Chuck and Blair, that was a agreeable and suited point from B.
#2 Chuck's Mom is Alive!
Or is she? Elizabeth/Evelyn fine worthy confused the living daylights out of everyone when she appeared to be Chuck's mom, then denied it, then admitted it again, then denied it again. On the Bart-heavy episode, Chuck finally decides to visit his father's grave, but nothing could have prepared him for what he saw: A woman in a babushka, standing over his grave. The shockers? One, said woman recognized Chuck and two, she left a locket containing a photo of Bart's.
#1 Chuck Gives Blair an Ultimatum
Here's a steady conflict: Blair is convinced that Chuck is not worthy for her, and Chuck is clear that Blair is the only girl he'd resolve for. What does he do? Give her an ultimatum: meet him on top of the Empire location or lose his admire forever... or at least until next season.